February 9th, 2026
So a lot of people can't understand the concept of the Inker Comix Universe, so here it is. So the concept is that it is the smallest universe ever. In 2 B. C., Earth tossed gold up into space. The gold formed life from air. The gold became a baby and grew marrying a woman in a spaceship and giving life. The gold built 3 planets to form his universe: Kingston (Where he lives), Planet N, and Cosmic. The gold was known as The Great & Powerful Rye The Gold. By then, the ruler of Cosmic, Bomber V. as Rye's son already was a huge ruler. His friend, Cap V. saw a golden egg and became the new, original Cap'n Eggy. At that time it was 1 A. D. so the world was developed. Cap'n Eggy found new land and became mayor of the new city, Egg City. Ant armies were all over the country side of Egg City and Ant Fransisco. Earthling foods like Egg Nog, Nutmeg, and Mistletoe flew to Planet N to protect the universe from the evil Gravy. Rye was immortal so he will be the protector of the universe forever. Famous podcasters like Al Ternater interviewed kings on Kingston. Countless things were there forever. On Planet N, in year 555, Percy the Paperboi, Princess Pear, Bob the III, and Tomission Aire did the Crazy Mountain expedition. And when the Crazy Mountain Gang broke up, in 655, Princess Pear grouped up normal people to save her mom (Crazy Mountain 2 coming soon!). Nothing changed until 1980 when The New Cap'n Eggy got elected new mayor of Egg City (His great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson). Now you might be saying: The Hoboken Paper Towels is not in the Inker Comix Universe. Well, they tossed gold up at the end, causing the Inker Comix Universe. There, it's explained!